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Brian Dunseth: Why I Don’t Watch MLS
I'm a soccer fanatic. A season-ticket holder to the Portland Timbers, I can't wait until they make their debut in MLS next year. Every Saturday—and Sunday—is spent watching the Premiership on FSC (to the consternation of my wife).I love the flow of the game, the strategy and the anticipation of the development of the play.
I would like to show my allegiance to the American league by tuning in to watch MLS.
There's just one problem.
The likes of Brian Dunseth.
Dunseth is a commentator for Fox Soccer Channel. He's an expert in the painfully obvious. His vocabulary might be 1,000 words.
If Vin Scully is jazz, Brian Dunseth is elevator music.
I don't watch MLS because the skill of the game is below the Premiership (though it most obviously is). I don't watch it because listening to Dunseth is more annoying than listening to a screaming 2-year-old.
The executives at MLS still have't ...
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